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~Dress him up as Gerard Way in his sleep
~Steal one of his dice forts
~Throw french fries at him from inside said forts
~Dye his hair pink
~Donate his clothes to the local insaine assylum for the new dress code
~Have Micheal Jackson buy his new wardrobe for him
~Tase him untill he starts to express emotion
~When he finally starts crying, slap him and tell him to suck it up
~Lock him in a room with Fred Fred Burger
~Every time he starts talking, shout "YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
~Adress him as a "tool"
~Whenever he sits/squats, push him off his chair and shout "NO! YOU WILL NEVER BE L! STOP TRYING!"
~Throw a soccer ball at his face when he starts playing with his toys.
~Whenever he says something about Kira, say "L would be ashmed. ASHAMED I SAY!"
~Randomly throw beer in his face while chanting "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!"
~Tell him "N" doesn't sound as sexy as "L"
~Ask why he can't have a halfway descent nickname like Mello
~Rig all of his TV's to play "Titanic" on a loop
~Cry on his shoulder for a good hour and a half after watching said movie
~When he asks why you're crying, say "It's called EMOTION, BITCH!" and taser him
~Steal one of his dice forts
~Throw french fries at him from inside said forts
~Dye his hair pink
~Donate his clothes to the local insaine assylum for the new dress code
~Have Micheal Jackson buy his new wardrobe for him
~Tase him untill he starts to express emotion
~When he finally starts crying, slap him and tell him to suck it up
~Lock him in a room with Fred Fred Burger
~Every time he starts talking, shout "YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
~Adress him as a "tool"
~Whenever he sits/squats, push him off his chair and shout "NO! YOU WILL NEVER BE L! STOP TRYING!"
~Throw a soccer ball at his face when he starts playing with his toys.
~Whenever he says something about Kira, say "L would be ashmed. ASHAMED I SAY!"
~Randomly throw beer in his face while chanting "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!"
~Tell him "N" doesn't sound as sexy as "L"
~Ask why he can't have a halfway descent nickname like Mello
~Rig all of his TV's to play "Titanic" on a loop
~Cry on his shoulder for a good hour and a half after watching said movie
~When he asks why you're crying, say "It's called EMOTION, BITCH!" and taser him
Literature
near's unsent letter to l
You were my hero.... no, you were everyone's hero. You promised that you would have Kira's head. You promised, smiled at us, and then left.
For months we waited for your return. It was all we ever talked about. " I wonder when L is gonna come back?" "Ha! Kira better watch out! There's no way that he'll beat L."
After a while i started to get worried. You rarely took this long to solve a case. I hoped that nothing bad had happened to you.
Then, on that terrible day, I learned the truth. I was called out of my room and taken to Roger's office. Mello was there too so i figured that Roger wanted to talk about you.
I waited impatie
Literature
The Life of Young Mail Jeevas
Shut up! Just SHUT UP! Mail screamed into the cell phone in his hand. I dont CARE anymore, mom! I just dont CARE! DONT come back, for all I care!
This is how it always was; the call from the servant, giving the bad news instead of Mails mother or father. Then the eight year old boy refusing to listen. Next would be the mother calling her son in a not-so-comforting way, trying to explain to him why she and her husband were staying in the foreign country for however many months after they promised theyd be back.
Now, Mail, dont over react, dear. Its only for another mont
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Death Note Quips
Did you know that Yagami spelled backwards says Im a gay?
Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and Ill give you a million bucks.
Does L ever change his clothes, or is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...
The question we all want answered: is Mello or girl, or does he just have really bad PMS?
Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasnt like we couldnt tell he was gonna lose in the end
oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry
not.
Raise your han
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Another one in my ways to annoy series. I don't really give two sh*ts about Near, so it was kinda hard for me. But L, on the other hand...... >
I'm still working on the paperwork to claim Titanic as my own, but other then that, nothing belongs to me.
I'm still working on the paperwork to claim Titanic as my own, but other then that, nothing belongs to me.
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I would NEVER slap Near!