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Ways to Annoy Mello1) Steal all his chocolate

2) Eat all his chocolate

3) Pull on his hair

4) When he asks why, tell him you're trying to get his wig off

5) Ask him why he's only second in line to be L

6) Ask him how he fits anything in his pants

7) Steal all his leather

8) Tell him he's not beautiful anymore with his scar

9) Tell him Matt doesn't think he's beautiful with his scar

10) Tell him he's a failure and he will never beat Near or find Kira

11) Ask him if he's the uke or seme

12)When he answers, laugh hystericaly

13) Print out hundreds of MattxMello yaoi and glue them on every square inch of his bedroom walls.

14) Shout "Sexy!" Whenever he

How to Annoy Yagami Raito Replace the Death Note with a copy of .

Rub his perfect hair to mess it up.

Whenever he talks to Takada or Misa, call him a two timing man-slut.

Program his home number into Misa's speed dial.

And Mikami's.

Give Mikami his home adress.

Walk around the investigation headquaters with the Death Note, and shout. "Raito! What kind of diary is this?"

Set all his clothes on fire.

Hereby forcing him to buy his clothes at Hot Topic.

For his birthday, give him a gift certificate to therapy.

Tell him (in detail) a list of things Ryuk does to him in his sleep.

When he's watching the Kira videos with the investigation team, point

101 Ways to Annoy: DEATH NOTE

L
1. Take his cake and eat it in front of him
2. Make fun of the bags under his eyes (Ex: “Wow L, your eyes have more bags than a Tokyo airport!”)
3. Poke him and tell him he’s going to get fat constantly for one hour
4. Call him “Panda Puff” (inspired by MysteriousPenname's fanfic)
5. Ask “is L your real name!?” repeatedly
6. Hug/cuddle him. Extra points if you ignore him when he tells you to stop

Light
7. Say “isn’t Kira a girl’s name?” and then snicker about it
8. Make fun of his crazy Kira laugh
9. Take a potato chip… and eat it. And then crunch it in his ear.
10. Moc

Ensured Death By Death NoteWays to make the Death Note cast want to murder you

L.

Run over to L and say, “Omigosh, I have the same jeans!” Then begin to rant on how you should meet your friend who owns a similar pair of jeans..

In front of the task force,ask if his relationship with Light will interfere with his professional life. Make sure that L thinks he's talking about friendship and that everyone else thinks...otherwise.

Ask about his blood sugar.

Buy him a pair of frilly pink pants and tell him that it will get him lots of friends.

If L actually listens to number 4, take him out somewhere public and pretend to be surprised that no one else is wear

Ways to annoy Near1: Give his toys to the salvation army

2: Flush his toys down the toilet

3:Take his toys, cover them with chocolate, and give them to Mello

4:Use alot of sentences that have near in it

5:Tell him that Mello has a better name than him

6:State that for a smart kid he sure has alot of stupid habits

7:Ask if he got his hairstyle from "The Dream girls"

8:Ask him how he feels about his hair Prematurely whitening

9:Ask if he twirls his hair like that when he is on the phone with Mello

10:Ask him if he finds it kinky when Mello wears black leather

11:Call him "The L that Never was"

12:State that the reason his name is Near is because he go

NearI'm here but I'm not.
I'm alive but not breathing.
I'm watching you when you don't know.
I'm sad but you can't see.

I'm blank but full of emotion.
I'm unkowing though I'm so smart.
I'm waiting when I should be acting.
I'm giving up slowly.

I'm fighting but losing.
I'm missing you all the time.
I'm falling and not being caught.
I'm alone but surrounded.

I'm befriended but her killer.
I'm toturing her all the time.
I'm harmful to this girl like you were to me.
I'm hating myself but loving it.

I'm seeing but not believing.
I'm jealous but not showing it.
I'm secretly wishing that were me instead.
I'm lonely when I'm not your f

100 ways to annoy Death Note 100 ways to annoy the Death Note characters

L:
1. Call him a pervert for putting cameras in every room of Light's house.
2. Repeatedly ask him if L is his real name, whether he answers or not.
3. Arrive at is door asking for Hideki Ryuga's signature (the idol's, not L's)
4. Tell him that he must've been really desperate to get Light since he handcuffed Light to himself.
5. Ask him if he was disapointed when he saw Light reading hentai magazines.
6. Ask him if he watched Light masturbate.
7. a

Top Ten Ways To Annoy Mello

Top Ten Ways To Annoy Mello

10: Paint his motorcycle pink.
9: Call him a girl.
8: While hes sleeping, do his hair with pretty bows and ribbons.
7: Tell him Near is better than he is.
6: Change his cellphone background to a very provocative picture of Matt.
5: Steal his leather pants and replace them with a frilly skirt.
4: Tell him you know who Kira is, and when he asks you to tell him say you forgot.
3: Every time he tries to talk scream like the chocolate guy on spongebob.
2: Tell him he's gay with Matt.
1: Replace all his chocolate with all-bran bars.
0: Glomp him! Over and over and over again!!
.0: Call him 'Scarface!'

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How to Annoy Near

by ~chibiXmangaXchan, Dec 9, 2007, 4:41:28 PM
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~Dress him up as Gerard Way in his sleep

~Steal one of his dice forts

~Throw french fries at him from inside said forts

~Dye his hair pink

~Donate his clothes to the local insaine assylum for the new dress code

~Have Micheal Jackson buy his new wardrobe for him

~Tase him untill he starts to express emotion

~When he finally starts crying, slap him and tell him to suck it up

~Lock him in a room with Fred Fred Burger

~Every time he starts talking, shout "YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

~Adress him as a "tool"

~Whenever he sits/squats, push him off his chair and shout "NO! YOU WILL NEVER BE L! STOP TRYING!"

~Throw a soccer ball at his face when he starts playing with his toys.

~Whenever he says something about Kira, say "L would be ashmed. ASHAMED I SAY!"

~Randomly throw beer in his face while chanting "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!"

~Tell him "N" doesn't sound as sexy as "L"

~Ask why he can't have a halfway descent nickname like Mello

~Rig all of his TV's to play "Titanic" on a loop

~Cry on his shoulder for a good hour and a half after watching said movie

~When he asks why you're crying, say "It's called EMOTION, BITCH!" and taser him