~Dress him up as Gerard Way in his sleep
~Steal one of his dice forts
~Throw french fries at him from inside said forts
~Dye his hair pink
~Donate his clothes to the local insaine assylum for the new dress code
~Have Micheal Jackson buy his new wardrobe for him
~Tase him untill he starts to express emotion
~When he finally starts crying, slap him and tell him to suck it up
~Lock him in a room with Fred Fred Burger
~Every time he starts talking, shout "YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
~Adress him as a "tool"
~Whenever he sits/squats, push him off his chair and shout "NO! YOU WILL NEVER BE L! STOP TRYING!"
~Throw a soccer ball at his face when he starts playing with his toys.
~Whenever he says something about Kira, say "L would be ashmed. ASHAMED I SAY!"
~Randomly throw beer in his face while chanting "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!"
~Tell him "N" doesn't sound as sexy as "L"
~Ask why he can't have a halfway descent nickname like Mello
~Rig all of his TV's to play "Titanic" on a loop
~Cry on his shoulder for a good hour and a half after watching said movie
~When he asks why you're crying, say "It's called EMOTION, BITCH!" and taser him